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Did you know most online STI tests should warn, “Not suitable if you EVER have oral sex?”

The world of STI testing is broken. Most doctors lack the right training, and online companies are just looking to sell you tests. Shameless Care does it differently.

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What You MUST Understand

STI testing sold as ‘complete’ or ’10 panel’ will miss the STI’s you are most likely to have.

Imagine calling an exterminator to check your home for rats. They inspect just your bedroom closet and declare, “You’re rat-free.”

“But what about my kitchen?” you ask.

“We only check one spot to keep costs low,” they shrug.

You get a “rat-free” certificate, but meanwhile, rats are thriving in your pantry.

This is the reality of many STI tests. Watch the video to learn more about STIs than almost anyone—doctors included.

 

DON’T GET STI TESTED WITHOUT WATCHING THIS VIDEO FIRST.

Why trust Shameless Care?

That’s simple – because we prioritize your needs with easy-to-use self-collection testing panels delivered to your door. We created this service because of our own dissatisfaction with STI testing from both physicians and online providers, with the aim to do better.

    Board-Certified Doctors

    A Medical Doctor orders your STI test and is available to answer your questions .

    HIPAA-Compliant

    Security is a prioirty and earned us our LegitScript certification.

    Money-Back Guarantee

    If you’re unhappy with any aspect of your experience – we will refund you 100%.

    The Perfect Panel

    Includes:

    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleChlamydia oral throat swab test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleChlamydia anal swab test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleChlamydia genital urine test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleGonorrhea oral throat swab test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleGonorrhea anal swab test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleGonorrhea genital urine test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleMycoplasma Genitalium urine test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleTrichomoniasis urine test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleSyphilis blood test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleHIV blood test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleHerpes Simplex 2 blood test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleHepatitis B blood test
    • agsdi-arrow-right-circleHepatitis C blood test

    $332

    Just want the basics? While we encourage the full panel, we get it. See our Very Good Panel here.

    One of these tests not apply to you? No worries. Only collect and return the samples that reflect your activity.

    The Shameless Process

      Step 1

      Order Your Tests

      After completing our secure checkout, you'll be directed to a HIPAA-compliant medical intake form.

      Step 2

      Perform Testing

      The testing materials will be sent to your home. Once you've collected your specimens, simply return them to the lab using the pre-paid mailing materials provided.

      Step 3

      Review Results

      Once our lab receives your samples, a report will be sent to you via our secure portal. Take the report to your physician if you have any concerns.

      Feedback Says it All

        5.0
        5.0 out of 5 stars (based on 229 reviews)

        Easy and convenient.

        October 3, 2024

        Couldn’t be more thrilled with my experience. I will be using your services again.

        S C

        Response from Shameless Care

        Thank you! No matter which product you use, we will absolutely take care of any issues you have. 100% Refund or free meds. Never hesitate to reach out if there’s a hiccup.

        Good service for DoxyPep

        September 24, 2024

        Service is easy to use and delivery is prompt. Highly recommended!

        P C

        Response from Shameless Care

        Thank you for this kind review!

        Simple, quick and efficient

        September 23, 2024

        The process was easy, not too cumbersome and complete within just two days after doctors review. Definitely will use again.

        C M

        Response from Shameless Care

        Thank you! The pharmacy is super fast!

        Important Notes

          • agsdi-arrow-rightOnly order testing for youself. If both you and your partner want testing, you each need to order your own with your own accounts.
          • agsdi-arrow-rightTests must be returned within 60 days of arrival. Don't worry, we send reminder emails.
          • agsdi-arrow-rightAfter you collect your specimens, ship back to the lab immediately.
          • agsdi-arrow-rightOnce the lab receives your specimens, you will be required to complete a post-testing form prior to receiving your results.

          FAQ & Information

          How do your prices compare?

          Here is a look at three of our competitors, so you can compare tests and pricing.

          Take this one from Everlywell. It’s only $169 but doesn’t include a throat swab, and therefore shouldn’t be considered for those who have oral sex. It also doesn’t include Mycoplasma Genitalium (MG), Trichomoniasis (trich), Hepatitis B or Herpes Simplex Virus.

          Another company offers a testing kit for $199, but unfortunately, it doesn’t include tests for those engaging in oral sex, Mycoplasma Genitalium, or Trichomoniasis.

          This alternative competitor to Shameless Care offers a comprehensive testing package but with a few differences. While they exclude Hepatitis B testing, Shameless Care includes it in their package. However, their package does offer gonorrhea and chlamydia testing specifically for the anus, which Shameless Care does not include. Therefore, if you have no concern about Hepatitis B and suspect you may have gonorrhea or chlamydia in the anus alone (excluding throat or genitals), their test is a suitable choice. It’s worth noting that their testing kit is priced at $369, while ours is available for $299, making ours more affordable.

          Are the tests accurate?

          Absolutely, yes. You deserve STD testing that is as accurate as it is complete.

          A laboratory processes the STD tests you get through Shameless Care using the same techniques as major healthcare institutions.

          Lab Details: Molecular Testing Labs, 14401 SE 1st St, Vancouver, WA 98684

          Need details? Download our datasheet here.

          How long for delivery?

          Delivery takes 7-10 days.

          The tests come straight from Molecular Labs in the State of Washington to you. 

          Are the tests painful?

          When we promise easy, we promise minimal discomfort.

          Getting “the works” when it comes to a complete STD test panel, means testing different fluids from different places.

          Here is what you can expect:

          • Urine testing is painless—you need to worry mostly about aim.
          • Blood collection is through a lancet device that most people experience as a quick pinch.
          • Taking a throat swab sometimes triggers a gag reflex and can feel scratchy for a moment.
          Is the STD packaging discrete?

          Your privacy is part of our promise to you.

          Your STD test panel has only the pharmacy name on the exterior package.

          Why can't I go to my doctor?

          You can, but be careful.

          We created Shameless Care because we’ve seen many lifestyle members struggle to acquire competent and comprehensive STD testing, even after telling their doctor that they were non-monogamous.

          Over the years, we’ve seen dozens of people’s STD tests from their doctors. Most patients describe their tests as “the works” or “everything,” but there were wild inconsistencies between what tests physicians ordered. Even more careful terms like “A 10 panel” or “full panel” tended to vary and have coverage gaps.

          Imagine two people meeting at a polyamory meet-up.

          Person A: “I was std tested last week and tested ‘clean’ for everything.

          Person B: “That’s great! I tested last month. Also, clean!”

          That conversation was utterly useless. Neither person knows what tests the other received. They may barely know what tests they received! They left it up to their provider. Big mistake.

          It could be that person A’s doctor tested her for HIV, Hepatitis, and Trichomansis while person B’s doctor tested him for HIV and gonorrhea.

          There isn’t one STD; there are several. Some can be found in different body areas and require other collection methods to find. Therefore, the phrase “STD testing” is a term that is meaningless without further details.

          If you decide not to use Shameless Care, we recommend taking this list of tests into the exam room. That way, you can be your health advocate and get the tests you need.

          We cannot emphasize this enough: Learn about testing, your own unique needs, and demand the tests you need and deserve.

          Do you accept insurance?

          No. But you may be able to seek reimbursement from your insurance company.

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