A laboratory processes the STD tests you get through Shameless Care using the same techniques as major healthcare institutions.

Lab Details: Molecular Testing Labs, 14401 SE 1st St, Vancouver, WA 98684

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Delivery takes 7-10 days.

The tests come straight from Molecular Labs in Texas to you.

When we promise easy, we promise minimal discomfort.

Getting “the works” when it comes to a complete STD test panel, means testing different fluids from different places.

Here is what you can expect:

• Urine testing is painless—you need to worry mostly about aim.
• Blood collection is through a lancet device that most people experience as a quick pinch.
• Taking a throat swab sometimes triggers a gag reflex and can feel scratchy for a moment.

Your privacy is part of our promise to you.

Your STD test panel has only the lab’s name on the exterior package.

You can, but be careful.

We created Shameless Care because we’ve seen many lifestyle members struggle to acquire competent and comprehensive STD testing, even after telling their doctor that they were non-monogamous.

Over the years, we’ve seen dozens of people’s STD tests from their doctors. Most patients describe their tests as “the works” or “everything,” but there were wild inconsistencies between what tests physicians ordered. Even more careful terms like “A 10 panel” or “full panel” tended to vary and have coverage gaps.

Imagine two people meeting at a polyamory meet-up.

Person A: “I was std tested last week and tested ‘clean’ for everything.

Person B: “That’s great! I tested last month. Also, clean!”

That conversation was utterly useless. Neither person knows what tests the other received. They may barely know what tests they received! They left it up to their provider. Big mistake.

It could be that person A’s doctor tested her for HIV, Hepatitis, and Trichomansis while person B’s doctor tested him for HIV and gonorrhea.

There isn’t one STD; there are several. Some can be found in different body areas and require other collection methods to find. Therefore, the phrase “STD testing” is a term that is meaningless without further details.

If you decide not to use Shameless Care, we recommend taking this list of tests into the exam room. That way, you can be your health advocate and get the tests you need.

We cannot emphasize this enough: Learn about testing, your own unique needs, and demand the tests you need and deserve.

We accept FSA and HSA debit cards, but do not bill directly to insurance.