The Perfect STD Panel

A comprehensive package designed to give you peace of mind.

Our Best Testing Solution

For Peace of Mind

Most STI testing leaves a lot to be desired, but let me share an eye-opening example. Despite the prevalence of oral sex, most physicians and all commercial STI testing companies neglect to test throats for easily transmitted and often symptomless bacterial infections like gonorrhea and chlamydia.

Enter Shameless Care – the only online company that includes throat testing in their services. If you have oral sex, Shameless Care absolutely needs to be your STI testing company.

And that’s not all, Shameless Care also tests for common infections like Mycoplasma Genitalium and Trichomoniasis.

Stay in-the-know and prioritize your sexual health with Shameless Care.

Our Perfect Panel includes:

  • Chlamydia oral throat swab test
  • Chlamydia genital urine test
  • Gonorrhea oral throat swab test
  • Gonorrhea genital urine test
  • Mycoplasma Genitalium urine test
  • Trichomoniasis urine test
  • Syphilis blood test
  • HIV blood test
  • Herpes Simplex 2 blood test
  • Hepatitis B blood test
  • Hepatitis C blood test


Important Notes:

  • Only order testing for yourself. If both you and your partner want testing, you each need to order your own with your own account.
  • Tests must be returned within 60 days of arrival.
  • After you collect your specimens, ship back to the lab immediately.
  • If you have questions, please email us or text 773-410-7884.
  • Once the lab receives your specimens, you will be required to complete a post-testing form prior to receiving your results.


You deserve better information.

You deserve better testing.

You deserve Shameless Care.

FAQ &Information

How do your prices compare?

Here is a look at three of our competitors, so you can compare tests and pricing.

Take this one from Everlywell. It’s only $169 but doesn’t include a throat swab, and therefore shouldn’t be considered for those who have oral sex. It also doesn’t include Mycoplasma Genitalium (MG), Trichomoniasis (trich), Hepatitis B or Herpes Simplex Virus.

Another company offers a testing kit for $199, but unfortunately, it doesn't include tests for those engaging in oral sex, Mycoplasma Genitalium, or Trichomoniasis.

This alternative competitor to Shameless Care offers a comprehensive testing package but with a few differences. While they exclude Hepatitis B testing, Shameless Care includes it in their package. However, their package does offer gonorrhea and chlamydia testing specifically for the anus, which Shameless Care does not include. Therefore, if you have no concern about Hepatitis B and suspect you may have gonorrhea or chlamydia in the anus alone (excluding throat or genitals), their test is a suitable choice. It's worth noting that their testing kit is priced at $369, while ours is available for $299, making ours more affordable.

Are the tests accurate?

Absolutely, yes. You deserve STD testing that is as accurate as it is complete.

A laboratory processes the STD tests you get through Shameless Care using the same techniques as major healthcare institutions.

Lab Details: Molecular Testing Labs, 14401 SE 1st St, Vancouver, WA 98684

Need details? Download our datasheet here.

How long for delivery?

Delivery takes 7-10 days.

The tests come straight from Molecular Labs in the State of Washington to you. 

Are the tests painful?

When we promise easy, we promise minimal discomfort.

Getting “the works” when it comes to a complete STD test panel, means testing different fluids from different places.

Here is what you can expect:

  • Urine testing is painless—you need to worry mostly about aim.
  • Blood collection is through a lancet device that most people experience as a quick pinch.
  • Taking a throat swab sometimes triggers a gag reflex and can feel scratchy for a moment.
Is the STD packaging discrete?

Your privacy is part of our promise to you.

Your STD test panel has only the pharmacy name on the exterior package.

Why can't I go to my doctor?

You can, but be careful.

We created Shameless Care because we’ve seen many lifestyle members struggle to acquire competent and comprehensive STD testing, even after telling their doctor that they were non-monogamous.

Over the years, we’ve seen dozens of people’s STD tests from their doctors. Most patients describe their tests as “the works” or “everything,” but there were wild inconsistencies between what tests physicians ordered. Even more careful terms like “A 10 panel” or “full panel” tended to vary and have coverage gaps.

Imagine two people meeting at a polyamory meet-up.

Person A: "I was std tested last week and tested 'clean' for everything.

Person B: "That's great! I tested last month. Also, clean!"

That conversation was utterly useless. Neither person knows what tests the other received. They may barely know what tests they received! They left it up to their provider. Big mistake.

It could be that person A’s doctor tested her for HIV, Hepatitis, and Trichomansis while person B’s doctor tested him for HIV and gonorrhea.

There isn’t one STD; there are several. Some can be found in different body areas and require other collection methods to find. Therefore, the phrase “STD testing” is a term that is meaningless without further details.

If you decide not to use Shameless Care, we recommend taking this list of tests into the exam room. That way, you can be your health advocate and get the tests you need.

We cannot emphasize this enough: Learn about testing, your own unique needs, and demand the tests you need and deserve.

Do you accept insurance?

No. But you may be able to seek reimbursement from your insurance company.

Hear from ourCustomers

5.0 out of 5 stars (based on 183 reviews)

Easy, efficient and affordable

June 14, 2024

Quick and curious support, no complaints at all.


Seamless and easy ordering

June 13, 2024

Approval and ordering is so simple. Prices are great!


A great experience!

June 13, 2024

I found the whole process to be very seamless. I would definitely recommend Shameless for your medical needs


Quick and painless

June 12, 2024

It was very easy and efficient to get my DoxyPEP through ShamelessCare. I was surprised at the lack of hurdles in the process.


Great product and quick service.

June 11, 2024

The people here are great. They respond efficiently and make it easy to get the right care at the right price.