A Very Good STD Panel

A thorough package designed to cover the basics

A GreatTesting Solution

For Peace of Mind

Shameless Care is the ONLY online STI testing company that offers a throat swab STI test. Anyone who has oral sex must be throat swab tested.

In fact, we believe any testing kit sold without a throat swab should come with a warning label, “Warning! Not for people who have engaged in oral sex!”

Throat swabs are the only way to detect oral gonorrhea or chlamydia, which can live in the throat without causing symptoms.

This panel is an excellent, affordable package for those wanting to be confident in their sexual health.

We started Shameless Care to provide exactly that.

Most people walking around believing they are STI-free haven’t been appropriately tested.

Testing has a positive impact on your sexual experience.

People choose sexual partners based on negative STI tests.

Some people choose to go without condoms due to a negative STI test.

Our Very Good Panel includes:

  • Chlamydia oral throat swab test
  • Chlamydia genital urine test
  • Gonorrhea oral throat swab test
  • Gonorrhea genital urine test
  • Syphilis blood test
  • HIV blood test
  • Hepatitis C blood test

$269.00

Need a more comprehensive panel? Get it.

Important Notes:

  • Only order testing for yourself. If both you and your partner want testing, you each need to order your own with your own account.
  • Tests must be returned within 60 days of arrival.
  • After you collect your specimens, ship back to the lab immediately.
  • If you have questions, please email us or text 773-410-7884.
  • Once the lab receives your specimens, you will be required to complete a post-testing form prior to receiving your results.

 

You deserve better information.

You deserve better testing.

You deserve Shameless Care.

FAQ &Information

How do your prices compare?

Here is a look at three of our competitors, so you can compare tests and pricing.

Take this one from Everlywell. It’s only $169 but doesn’t include a throat swab, and therefore shouldn’t be considered for those who have oral sex. It also doesn’t include Mycoplasma Genitalium (MG), Trichomoniasis (trich), Hepatitis B or Herpes Simplex Virus.

Another company offers a testing kit for $199, but unfortunately, it doesn't include tests for those engaging in oral sex, Mycoplasma Genitalium, or Trichomoniasis.

This alternative competitor to Shameless Care offers a comprehensive testing package but with a few differences. While they exclude Hepatitis B testing, Shameless Care includes it in their package. However, their package does offer gonorrhea and chlamydia testing specifically for the anus, which Shameless Care does not include. Therefore, if you have no concern about Hepatitis B and suspect you may have gonorrhea or chlamydia in the anus alone (excluding throat or genitals), their test is a suitable choice. It's worth noting that their testing kit is priced at $369, while ours is available for $299, making ours more affordable.

Are the tests accurate?

Absolutely, yes. You deserve STD testing that is as accurate as it is complete.

A laboratory processes the STD tests you get through Shameless Care using the same techniques as major healthcare institutions.

Lab Details: Molecular Testing Labs, 14401 SE 1st St, Vancouver, WA 98684

Need details? Download our datasheet here.

How long for delivery?

Delivery takes 7-10 days.

The tests come straight from Molecular Labs in the State of Washington to you. 

Are the tests painful?

When we promise easy, we promise minimal discomfort.

Getting “the works” when it comes to a complete STD test panel, means testing different fluids from different places.

Here is what you can expect:

  • Urine testing is painless—you need to worry mostly about aim.
  • Blood collection is through a lancet device that most people experience as a quick pinch.
  • Taking a throat swab sometimes triggers a gag reflex and can feel scratchy for a moment.
Is the STD packaging discrete?

Your privacy is part of our promise to you.

Your STD test panel has only the pharmacy name on the exterior package.

Why can't I go to my doctor?

You can, but be careful.

We created Shameless Care because we’ve seen many lifestyle members struggle to acquire competent and comprehensive STD testing, even after telling their doctor that they were non-monogamous.

Over the years, we’ve seen dozens of people’s STD tests from their doctors. Most patients describe their tests as “the works” or “everything,” but there were wild inconsistencies between what tests physicians ordered. Even more careful terms like “A 10 panel” or “full panel” tended to vary and have coverage gaps.

Imagine two people meeting at a polyamory meet-up.

Person A: "I was std tested last week and tested 'clean' for everything.

Person B: "That's great! I tested last month. Also, clean!"

That conversation was utterly useless. Neither person knows what tests the other received. They may barely know what tests they received! They left it up to their provider. Big mistake.

It could be that person A’s doctor tested her for HIV, Hepatitis, and Trichomansis while person B’s doctor tested him for HIV and gonorrhea.

There isn’t one STD; there are several. Some can be found in different body areas and require other collection methods to find. Therefore, the phrase “STD testing” is a term that is meaningless without further details.

If you decide not to use Shameless Care, we recommend taking this list of tests into the exam room. That way, you can be your health advocate and get the tests you need.

We cannot emphasize this enough: Learn about testing, your own unique needs, and demand the tests you need and deserve.

Do you accept insurance?

No. But you may be able to seek reimbursement from your insurance company.

Hear from ourCustomers

Very friendly and professional

Rated 5.0 out of 5
February 27, 2024

Their customer service is great, any time I have a question they are very helpful and get back to me in a timely manner.

V

Very easy. Very pleased

Rated 5.0 out of 5
February 25, 2024

I was happy with the ease of signing up. It was super easy! I even made a mistake when typing in my info and received an email asking me if it was a mistake and how to fix it. I am happy with the service and experience.

C

Great services offered with fantastic customer support

Rated 5.0 out of 5
February 25, 2024

Got some testing done for peace of mind for wife and I. When the package showed up, it seemed kind of overwhelming until you realize it is broken down to easy to follow instructions. Results were returned within days. Highly recommend.

Also easy to use prescription service for viagra and Cialis. I would highly recommend.

D

Easy

Rated 5.0 out of 5
February 20, 2024

The process of Shameless is seamless and painless. The website is efficient and quick. The Doctor’s comments were helpful. I strongly recommend Shameless.

B

Honesty is the best policy.

Rated 5.0 out of 5
February 20, 2024

Nice product 👍

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