Single STD Test Package
Get only what you need, when you need it.Select only what tests you need. You get a test kit in discrete packaging delivered to your door.
As much as the CDC promotes dental dams and condoms for oral sex, in our experience, not many people use protection for oral.
This is where experience is helpful. If you have multiple partners and have unprotected oral sex, you should frequently test for gonorrhea and chlamydia. Those tests should include both a urine and a throat swab collection.
In our experience, even most primary care physicians do not recommend throat swabs, assuming that most people do not have oral sex. Gosh, medical school must be more boring than I imagined!
Unfortunately, oral gonorrhea and chlamydia can be asymptomatic, and you can be a spreader without realizing it. Testing is key.
You’ll receive one test kit loaded with the options you set below. It will arrive complete with everything you need to perform the tests yourself and a paid return shipping envelope.
Note: Base $12 fee covers handling and shipping.
Note: Delivery can take up to three weeks. Why?
Why should I get both urine and throat tests?
Several common STDs can infect different parts of your body depending on how you were exposed to them and getting the wrong test could miss this!
For example, having unprotected vaginal sex could lead to a genital chlamydia infection. But having unprotected oral sex could lead to oral chlamydia. A urine test would miss oral infection and an oral swab could miss the genital infection. Both can cause you health complications and both can be passed to new partners. As a result, depending on your practices, we often recommend both urine and oral swab tests.
In our experience, poorly understanding how your sexual practices inform your real testing needs is one of the biggest challenges individuals face when seeing a doctor for their testing needs.
Delivery takes approximately three weeks.
Why? Shameless Care offers a year-long continuous STD monitoring program. Every other company else sells single panels.
It’s the difference between having a full-time security guard for your home or having someone check for burglars one random time.
For example, one of our packages includes:
4x Chlamydia/Gonorrhea Oral
4x Chlamydia/Gonorrhea Genital
2x Trichomonas
4x Syphilis
1x HIV
1x Herpes Simplex 2
1x Hepatitis B
1x Hepatitis C
Someone receiving that test kit would take one test upon arrival. Another one in three months, then six months and nine months.
We send all the tests to the patient at one time, but the testing mediums have an expiration date of 10-months. Therefore, we need to get the tests straight from the factory.
Again, this is a result of Shameless Care’s approach to STD testing. People with multiple new partners must be tested numerous times throughout the year.
The tests come straight from Molecular Labs in the State of Washington to our fulfillment center in Florida and then straight to you. We order the requested tests because we cannot keep any on hand.
For check-out use that same language, but add “ED medications are generally delivered within one-week, but may be delayed if the physician has additional questions and the patient doesn’t quickly reply.